My proposal is as follows:

>The Noogie Forkbomb

: a project for the shutdown of the planet

1. Get your neighbor in a headlock. Give good noogie. Make him or her
promise to noogie two other people in the same manner.

2. Get another neighbor in a headlock. Give good noogie. Make him or
her promise to noogie two other people in the same manner.

3. End.

Within three or four hours of launch, more than half the world's
population will be headlocked. Handle with care --!

--
Stephen McLaughlin
Rotterdam, NL

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